tutu.
demure wave.
verdict: accidental bearded ballerina fresh.
sun damage.
implants still holding up.
anorexia taking its toll.
peroxide strands still hanging on.
oblivious self-confidence.
verdict: accidental paris hilton in fifty years fresh.
plaid newsboy cap.
plaid suit.
tiger tooth.
chest hair.
moustache.
verdict: accidental saturday night fever fresh.
bowler hat.
shaggy hair.
guy-liner.
verdict: accidental indie rock fresh.
plaid pants.
red vest.
gray blazer.
single glove.
golf shoes.
verdict: accidental style is more important than being able to comfortably use my driver fresh.
obnoxious tank.
striped shorts.
tube sucks.
on juice cleanse.
verdict: accidental american apparel vegan fresh.
big blonde bob.
dramatic eye make-up.
costume jewelry.
white bra and panty set.
freakish public behavior.
verdict: accidental gaga fresh.
no words.
verdict: accidental fresh.
photo submitted by vivian tong.
